Why post about the absolutely wonderful hoard that I received, when I can give you this piece of gold?
*me sitting on the couch, eating corn-beef hash, and watching tv*
*News channel* "blahblahblah, more at 11...and a parasite that turns women into sex-kittens!"
*corn-beef hash on the floor* O..O
So I googled it...and OMG IT'S TRUE! See http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/parasite-makes-sex-kittens/2006/12/26/1166895290934.html.
For those who don't feel like clicking, it basically says that there's this worm thing that causes women to be more out-going and whorish while it causes men to be stupid (literally...their IQ drops), and make poor choices/big risks. And apparently 40% of the pop. is infected.